Erm, I don’t know what do write so now… I’m going to ramble about Beatrice!
Beatrice is a character in ASOUE. Sort of. Not really. Okay, Lemony Snicket constantly mentions her but she never actually apppears in the story. We don’t know who she is, so 1 of the favorite passtimes of people who don’t have lives (no offence as I am one of those people) is to try and figure out who she is. The biggest theory is (even though there is a logic flaw) that she is the Baudelaires mother. I haven’t quite figured out why people think this, but I have found out about the logic flaw. Beatrice died one afternoon, the Baudelaire parents died in the morning.
My theory is, she is Count Olaf’s mother and the Baudelaire parents killed her. She had something to do with poison darts and the Baudelaire parents (which doesn’t show them in a good light, whatever it is). Count Olaf’s parents were killed by poison darts. It also seems to explain why Count Olaf hates the Baudelaires, I mean, you’d hate the kids of the people who killed your mother, wouldn’t you?
That’s all my ramblings about Beatrice, thankyou and don’t forget to feed the fish!
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